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Alright. Inspired by recent events: the Fest of the Green drinking game.
One if you see a member of the Hour being weird.
One if you see a sober person. One for them too.
One if you see a blonde dwarf.
One if she tries to arrest you.
One if you see someone slip on a flower.
Two if you see a member of the Nobility slip on a flower.
None if it's me.
One if you're fucking the K [after brief consideration this is blacked out entirely]
One if you hear someone call it the Grest of the Feen.
Two if it's the Princess.
One if you...
fuck there's got to be more.
Help.
One if you see a member of the Hour being weird.
One if you see a sober person. One for them too.
One if you see a blonde dwarf.
One if she tries to arrest you.
One if you see someone slip on a flower.
Two if you see a member of the Nobility slip on a flower.
None if it's me.
One if you're fucking the K [after brief consideration this is blacked out entirely]
One if you hear someone call it the Grest of the Feen.
Two if it's the Princess.
One if you...
fuck there's got to be more.
Help.