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[goldenshowers]

♥HE FINALLY ASKED ME TO BE HIS WIFE♥ HOPING I AINT PRENANT AGAIN

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[miketyson]

dude today at red lobster
there was this FAT ASS AND TALL AS HELL WHITE TRASH LADY w/ her short avg-weight black bf and they were eating so much fucking food, like 8 lobster tails dood
and then in the middle of the meal i see the waitress come out with APPETIZERS THAT THE BITCH ORDERED IN THE MIDDLE OF HER MAIN COURSE, and i'm talking LOBSTER NACHOS, omg i wanted to crack up

[goldenshowers]

LOLOLOLOLO

[goldenshowers]

where are you? did i tell you that i found that HELLO MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND kid on myspace and he's GAY now and super hot and added me back??

[miketyson]

LINK

[marixxa]

geez you think she could have changed out of her Josh Groban t-shirt for this studio portrait

[goldenshowers]

oh my god is she wearing a josh groban shirt

[marixxa]

HOW WOULD I KNOW

[farking_polak]

omg that baby is enormous

[goldenshowers]

it's like they're gorgs