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[goldensorcerer]

[ So. Needless to say, Battler has woken up to very strange things. Such as his wife -- the one he had only just married back in his world, mind you -- busy in the kitchen, cooking him some meal. A meal that actually smelled good. He couldn't even tell that it was Beatrice at first, if only because of that tiny detail. But then there was the way

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[witchingold]

[ She giggles lightly at the sight, approaching the two. ]

Our children are quite playful as usual.

well that was a cool story, lj

[goldensorcerer]

Beato... [ Battler finally wrestles the boy off of him, and he runs off. ] ... How on earth could we have children...? We hadn't even been opponents for even half as long as these kids have been alive.

... Actually, you're the one who who's acting the strangest of all. All this cooking and homeliness, ... it's almost unlike you. No, it's completely unlike you.

LMAO YEP

[witchingold]

[ She smiles at that, unfazed. ] No, that is wrong, Mister Battler. We have been together for a long time in this place...

And just the same, I have always been this way.

[goldensorcerer]

C'mon, "Mister Battler"? Seriously, you should drop that right away... it's freaking me out. [ Like she's turned moe again... no, she is moe again. What on earth?? ] I said before that I'd allow a degree of formality, but that's really strange. In the end, you became your old self...

... Maybe you're just some projection of mine to help me adjust to this place, or something. Like an illusion. [ If that's the case, wouldn't it have made more sense to make her like her old self again? Man, his head was starting to hurt. ] ... Well, sure, I'll humor you for a while. You say we've been together here... since when? What exactly... is this place, anyway...?

[sue_of_truth]

...This is likely the third most embarrassing introduction I've heard since being here.

Hello, Battlgah.

1/2

[goldensorcerer]

Heheh, no way. That wasn't even half as embarrassing as some of the other things I've been through! [ He laughs, obviously joking around a bit with whoever took such a boring tone on him. ]

[goldensorcerer]

[ -- But then, her voice sounds incredibly familiar. Still, it's too soon to pinpoint it, because there's no way... ]

... Wait a sec, you're... who are you...?

[sue_of_truth]

Forgot the voice of your ex-fiancé already? I knew you weren't much of a gentleman, but this is a bit much, Battlgah.

[hasyourbeats]

...

[Takes a moment to quietly listen to all that rough-housing.]

Hello?

[goldensorcerer]

[ Yeah, after that whole mess, Battler picks up the receiver once again, brushing himself off a bit. ]

S, Sorry about that... my kid or whatever, he just jumped on me. Anyways, who's this?

[hasyourbeats]

...Kanade.

[goldensorcerer]

Okay, Kanade-chan! Do you know the person who's in charge of this place?

[artwithknives]

Your name is Bat?

[goldensorcerer]

..... It's Battler, actually. Sorry, I was totally interrupted and goofed up on my own self-introduction...

[artwithknives]

Huh. I get the odd feeling I've heard that name before.

[goldensorcerer]

Well, what's yours? Maybe we were buddies back in grade school and haven't realized it yet, hihihi!

[k1_sauce]

Ouch. Not cool.

[goldensorcerer]

Dammit, don't blame me, blame the kid... [ Why does it just figure that his very first introduction would end in embarrassing results? ]

[k1_sauce]

...

UWAH?! Wait a second! Wait, wait, oi! WAIT! Battl...BATTLER?

[goldensorcerer]

Er? Sorry, but you sound completely unfamiliar to me!