Goldilocks discusses neighborhood politics

[goldentress]

I have come to the conclusion that the respectably horrible show Desperate Housewives was based off the activities of the families who live on my street. Not all of them, per se, but probably a good half or three quarters. Today I was bombarded by four women who have the ridiculous idea that I am sleeping with their husbands, when the truth of the

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[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

For all we know, Rosaline could be sleeping with Anne, and god forbid, Ray would be tickled to death and try to join in. Timmy's turtle is probably having sex with Betty's cat...

I bet HOA would have fun with that one. Or, at least, slap a fee on it.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

I was thinking that it was beginning to sound like an M. Night Shyamalan movie, and was waiting for the little twist where we're told that they are all really just possessed...but Zion Ranch works too...

[hookahed]

[goldentress]

That would be quite the demented show, I'm sure.

Good, you imagine it, because I refuse to.

[hookahed]

[goldentress]

Two words for you Big Love.

I prefer to not think about him any more than I have to...in pants, dress, or otherwise.