Goldilocks proves to be technologically inept.

[goldentress]

I've run out of coffee again, and am exhausted, so the kids will have to do without me.

Thank you for the flowers, Neil, they were lovely. As a matter of fact, they are all still alive, if you can imagine that. Steroids in the plant food, I suspect.

I stumbled on an old cartoon today that I couldn't pass up. Let's see, hopefully I can get this cut

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[hookahed]

[goldentress]

They do make the cartoon complete!

Yes, still. I'm amazed. They are also probably unsafe for the environment, but then again, what isn't these days?

[hookahed]

[goldentress]

Neither have I. I like to think that coffee is strong enough for me. If you ever do try it, though, video tape yourself...I'm sure the outcome would be hilarious.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

Big frilly bows make your butt look too big.

Pink sun dresses do as well.

I see that your violent animalistic nature has not decreased over the last few lifetimes. Pity.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

I rarely ever forget, Mr. Fisher.

Yes, well, the evil politician-man always has to be out for blood. Or blondes. You never know which he'll prefer more.