Goldi is dreading the 4th

[goldentress]

The kids started celebrating a day early. I have firecrackers strewn across my front and back lawn, and I'm even sure Timmy managed to launch a few onto my roof and into several of my trees. If this is a preview of what tomorrow's block party is going to be like, then consider me gone... I'm sure I can find a nice piece of property in Pennsylvania

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[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

They are, but I'm not about to call the police on a kid five times younger than me.

[biggestbear]

[goldentress]

I was thinking along the line of joint lobotomies, but a finger shake might have to do.