"The Wapituil are like us to an extraordinary degree. They have a kinship system which is very similar to our kinship system. They adress each other as "Mister", "Mistress" and "Miss".They wear clothes which look very much like our clothes. They have a fifth Avenue which divides their territory into East and West. They have a Chock Full O'Nuts, ( Read more... )

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FUCK YOU NAPLES ( Read more... )

I'm like, so totally psyched to be on your homepage!!!!!!!!!!OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!

whoa! the keys are burning my fingers ( Read more... )

Did I mention that I had the weirdest weekend ever? Because, yes yes, I sure as hell did ( Read more... )

Listen to how sad this is: Im too lazy to take my jacket off so I nudged the fan around so it would blow right on me. Im sitting at my desk avec jacket,my sweatshir and the fanny fan on full blast. Sad sad times, I say ( Read more... )

Oh also. At the aforementioned motel, I was watching Fox News and I almost died. For those of you who dont know, France has been suffering from massive heat waves all summer and these heat waves have now killed 10 000 people. So this news cast guy, WASP as they come, ex-colonel-or-what-have-you, starts talking about France's lack of support in any ( Read more... )

Word, I'm in Boston and it sucks. The reason why it does is because I said goodbye to Alex yesterday, shes's a bright eyed-bushy-tailed college frosh and I'm now all on my lonesome. THIS WILL NOT TURN INTO AN EMO POST. NO NO NO. So I miss her, and I don't know what to expect, and I've never ever been without her ( my womb-mate! *sob*) and I have no ( Read more... )

the bottom line is: dont make out with friends when you're drunk. unles you're me and you dont heed those warnings. meghan and i learned it the hard way last night when we stumbled onto the bar parking lot, thinking we were followed by 3 horny british guys. but we turn around and what do we see? all of upstate NY has followed us, disposable kodak ( Read more... )