Sherlock Fic: Captain Stall
101 word fic for Challenge 102 at great_tales. I would like to credit capt_facepalm who DOUBLE DOG DARED me to write it. Furthermore, while this idea came to me via Top Gear, I am sure this delightful fic by arnie1967 had something to do with the direction it took. :-D
Captain Stall
“So… four times.”
Sherlock rolled his eyes.
“Sherlock?”
“You didn’t…”
“I finally parked it for you, and I didn’t stall four times.”
“Well, I’ve never reverse parked before.”
“You’ve never… didn’t someone teach you?”
Sherlock coughed.
“What?”
“Hmm?”
“Sherlock!”
“James May.”
“You had driving lessons from James May? How… is that why you hate Top Gear?”
Sherlock started texting.
“Sherlock… you didn’t learn from Top Gear, did you?”
“If you insist on watching that rubbish when I’m in the room I can hardly help observing.”
John snorted and opened the morning paper.
“Hang on! Sherlock, do you have a driving license?”
Captain Stall
“So… four times.”
Sherlock rolled his eyes.
“Sherlock?”
“You didn’t…”
“I finally parked it for you, and I didn’t stall four times.”
“Well, I’ve never reverse parked before.”
“You’ve never… didn’t someone teach you?”
Sherlock coughed.
“What?”
“Hmm?”
“Sherlock!”
“James May.”
“You had driving lessons from James May? How… is that why you hate Top Gear?”
Sherlock started texting.
“Sherlock… you didn’t learn from Top Gear, did you?”
“If you insist on watching that rubbish when I’m in the room I can hardly help observing.”
John snorted and opened the morning paper.
“Hang on! Sherlock, do you have a driving license?”