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[golfins_missus]

*sits in her barricaded home, chain smoking and drinking heavily*

*and helping herself to the occasional Valium*

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[_fingolfin]

*just happens to walk by*

*glances at the house to make a quick assessment of the situation*

*keeps walking except faster*

[golfins_missus]

*picks up her bottle of gin and finds it's empty*

>.<

Well, shit.

[_fingolfin]

*you can't possibly have gone through ALL the booze, you lush*

[golfins_missus]

*most of the bottles were near-empty THANKS to YOU*

[noldorinprince]

*comes over to give you some eggs*

*looks at the fortifications*

. . .

[golfins_missus]

*has someone let you in*

[noldorinprince]

Nana? Are you expecting an uncanonical nuclear attack?

[golfins_missus]

...

I've locked your father out.