this is boring
GolfMasterKen (3:13:46 PM): so then she said ... SIR what do u think you are doing?>
GolfMasterKen (3:13:59 PM): and i responded ... delivering ur baby
GolfMasterKen (3:14:01 PM): .. but sir
Aikido311 (3:14:05 PM): haha
GolfMasterKen (3:14:06 PM): I AM not PREGNANT!!!
Aikido311 (3:14:15 PM): priceless
GolfMasterKen (3:14:16 PM): so i was forced to leave at once
GolfMasterKen (3:14:43 PM): i was too hoopped up on acid and really good mesculin to do anything about the next situation was about to encounter
GolfMasterKen (3:14:50 PM): ... ok so whats up fernandez
Aikido311 (3:15:08 PM): what the fuck was THAT from.... chilling... reading... you?
GolfMasterKen (3:16:45 PM): my own personal stash of mischevious event i found my self to encounted while my stay here are UHa became more evident to be a PERSONAL learning and growth experiecnt rather than your convential college book studies diploma 5 years of wasting time experiences
Aikido311 (3:17:04 PM): hmm... right
GolfMasterKen (3:17:13 PM): right now u wonder
GolfMasterKen (3:17:29 PM): is this the kenmasters i once knew ... or was he ACTUally on ACID
GolfMasterKen (3:17:56 PM): well the answer is behind door number C conrad... im fucking INSANE!!!
Aikido311 (3:18:03 PM): dude
Aikido311 (3:18:13 PM): are you telling me that you're on acid?
GolfMasterKen (3:18:33 PM): let me rephrase
Aikido311 (3:18:37 PM): lol
GolfMasterKen (3:18:38 PM): IM INSANE
Aikido311 (3:18:46 PM): i know that... jesus
GolfMasterKen (3:18:47 PM): teshnically and legally
GolfMasterKen (3:18:50 PM): WACKED!
Aikido311 (3:18:53 PM): yeah
GolfMasterKen (3:18:54 PM): WOoT!
Aikido311 (3:18:56 PM): i figures
Aikido311 (3:19:00 PM): figured
Aikido311 (3:19:25 PM): what the hell are you on?
Aikido311 (3:20:18 PM): besides INSANE pills
GolfMasterKen (3:21:03 PM): im on a how do u lay people say
GolfMasterKen (3:21:05 PM): em
GolfMasterKen (3:21:14 PM): disfunction
GolfMasterKen (3:21:15 PM): no
GolfMasterKen (3:21:19 PM): lack there of
GolfMasterKen (3:21:27 PM): love deprivation?
Aikido311 (3:21:30 PM): ah... i see
GolfMasterKen (3:21:30 PM): WITHDRAWS
GolfMasterKen (3:21:33 PM): of love
Aikido311 (3:21:35 PM): i guess so
GolfMasterKen (3:21:37 PM): no drugs in my life
Aikido311 (3:21:40 PM): yeah
Aikido311 (3:21:44 PM): right
GolfMasterKen (3:21:54 PM): other than that of the fermented hoops and barley of the can i drink there of
Aikido311 (3:22:01 PM): cocaine's a hell of a drug
GolfMasterKen (3:22:17 PM): too good
GolfMasterKen (3:22:20 PM): much too goo
Aikido311 (3:22:30 PM): yeah
Aikido311 (3:22:35 PM): how much of that?
GolfMasterKen (3:23:09 PM): 5grams
GolfMasterKen (3:23:16 PM): who!?!
Aikido311 (3:23:24 PM): 21.... com'on
Aikido311 (3:23:25 PM): !!!!!
Aikido311 (3:24:05 PM): like by the end of scarface.... powdered nose and clogged nostrils
Aikido311 (3:24:43 PM): get with the program slumpster!!
GolfMasterKen (3:25:10 PM): the human toxicity of cocain is between 1 and 1 1/5 grams a day
GolfMasterKen (3:25:25 PM): at one point i was up to 5grams
Aikido311 (3:25:36 PM): i was doing 10!!!!!
GolfMasterKen (3:25:41 PM): once i even blew 10 grams in 10 miunutes
GolfMasterKen (3:25:47 PM): i gues you caould say i have a high tollerance
Aikido311 (3:25:55 PM): i guess i just
Aikido311 (3:25:57 PM): yeha
Aikido311 (3:25:59 PM): that
Aikido311 (3:26:13 PM): do you have that
Aikido311 (3:26:13 PM): ?
GolfMasterKen (3:27:31 PM): negative
GolfMasterKen (3:27:43 PM): only love and brew in these blood streams
GolfMasterKen (3:28:35 PM): what drives people to insanity
Aikido311 (3:30:57 PM): affirmative
GolfMasterKen (3:31:05 PM): good answer
GolfMasterKen (3:31:32 PM): you cannot throw a cat and have it land on any other than its nimble paws
GolfMasterKen (3:31:55 PM): why cat you not drop a human and have it never land on anything than his/her heart
GolfMasterKen (3:32:26 PM): riddle me thta
Aikido311 (3:35:05 PM): unless you snap the cat's neck
Aikido311 (3:35:19 PM): cause cats are gay
GolfMasterKen (3:35:31 PM): i dont see the reasoning for that
Aikido311 (3:38:45 PM): won't land on his paws then would he
Aikido311 (3:38:53 PM): or what about the muskrat
Aikido311 (3:39:00 PM): you ever see one
Aikido311 (3:39:07 PM): of course not
Aikido311 (3:39:11 PM): they hide
Aikido311 (3:39:15 PM): but they kill
Aikido311 (3:39:20 PM): and you will never see it
Aikido311 (3:39:22 PM): and why
Aikido311 (3:39:29 PM): cause they kill mice
Aikido311 (3:39:33 PM): how come now?
GolfMasterKen (3:39:45 PM): insanity
Aikido311 (3:40:13 PM): that i know
Aikido311 (3:40:24 PM): i just wish everyone else did like you
GolfMasterKen (3:13:59 PM): and i responded ... delivering ur baby
GolfMasterKen (3:14:01 PM): .. but sir
Aikido311 (3:14:05 PM): haha
GolfMasterKen (3:14:06 PM): I AM not PREGNANT!!!
Aikido311 (3:14:15 PM): priceless
GolfMasterKen (3:14:16 PM): so i was forced to leave at once
GolfMasterKen (3:14:43 PM): i was too hoopped up on acid and really good mesculin to do anything about the next situation was about to encounter
GolfMasterKen (3:14:50 PM): ... ok so whats up fernandez
Aikido311 (3:15:08 PM): what the fuck was THAT from.... chilling... reading... you?
GolfMasterKen (3:16:45 PM): my own personal stash of mischevious event i found my self to encounted while my stay here are UHa became more evident to be a PERSONAL learning and growth experiecnt rather than your convential college book studies diploma 5 years of wasting time experiences
Aikido311 (3:17:04 PM): hmm... right
GolfMasterKen (3:17:13 PM): right now u wonder
GolfMasterKen (3:17:29 PM): is this the kenmasters i once knew ... or was he ACTUally on ACID
GolfMasterKen (3:17:56 PM): well the answer is behind door number C conrad... im fucking INSANE!!!
Aikido311 (3:18:03 PM): dude
Aikido311 (3:18:13 PM): are you telling me that you're on acid?
GolfMasterKen (3:18:33 PM): let me rephrase
Aikido311 (3:18:37 PM): lol
GolfMasterKen (3:18:38 PM): IM INSANE
Aikido311 (3:18:46 PM): i know that... jesus
GolfMasterKen (3:18:47 PM): teshnically and legally
GolfMasterKen (3:18:50 PM): WACKED!
Aikido311 (3:18:53 PM): yeah
GolfMasterKen (3:18:54 PM): WOoT!
Aikido311 (3:18:56 PM): i figures
Aikido311 (3:19:00 PM): figured
Aikido311 (3:19:25 PM): what the hell are you on?
Aikido311 (3:20:18 PM): besides INSANE pills
GolfMasterKen (3:21:03 PM): im on a how do u lay people say
GolfMasterKen (3:21:05 PM): em
GolfMasterKen (3:21:14 PM): disfunction
GolfMasterKen (3:21:15 PM): no
GolfMasterKen (3:21:19 PM): lack there of
GolfMasterKen (3:21:27 PM): love deprivation?
Aikido311 (3:21:30 PM): ah... i see
GolfMasterKen (3:21:30 PM): WITHDRAWS
GolfMasterKen (3:21:33 PM): of love
Aikido311 (3:21:35 PM): i guess so
GolfMasterKen (3:21:37 PM): no drugs in my life
Aikido311 (3:21:40 PM): yeah
Aikido311 (3:21:44 PM): right
GolfMasterKen (3:21:54 PM): other than that of the fermented hoops and barley of the can i drink there of
Aikido311 (3:22:01 PM): cocaine's a hell of a drug
GolfMasterKen (3:22:17 PM): too good
GolfMasterKen (3:22:20 PM): much too goo
Aikido311 (3:22:30 PM): yeah
Aikido311 (3:22:35 PM): how much of that?
GolfMasterKen (3:23:09 PM): 5grams
GolfMasterKen (3:23:16 PM): who!?!
Aikido311 (3:23:24 PM): 21.... com'on
Aikido311 (3:23:25 PM): !!!!!
Aikido311 (3:24:05 PM): like by the end of scarface.... powdered nose and clogged nostrils
Aikido311 (3:24:43 PM): get with the program slumpster!!
GolfMasterKen (3:25:10 PM): the human toxicity of cocain is between 1 and 1 1/5 grams a day
GolfMasterKen (3:25:25 PM): at one point i was up to 5grams
Aikido311 (3:25:36 PM): i was doing 10!!!!!
GolfMasterKen (3:25:41 PM): once i even blew 10 grams in 10 miunutes
GolfMasterKen (3:25:47 PM): i gues you caould say i have a high tollerance
Aikido311 (3:25:55 PM): i guess i just
Aikido311 (3:25:57 PM): yeha
Aikido311 (3:25:59 PM): that
Aikido311 (3:26:13 PM): do you have that
Aikido311 (3:26:13 PM): ?
GolfMasterKen (3:27:31 PM): negative
GolfMasterKen (3:27:43 PM): only love and brew in these blood streams
GolfMasterKen (3:28:35 PM): what drives people to insanity
Aikido311 (3:30:57 PM): affirmative
GolfMasterKen (3:31:05 PM): good answer
GolfMasterKen (3:31:32 PM): you cannot throw a cat and have it land on any other than its nimble paws
GolfMasterKen (3:31:55 PM): why cat you not drop a human and have it never land on anything than his/her heart
GolfMasterKen (3:32:26 PM): riddle me thta
Aikido311 (3:35:05 PM): unless you snap the cat's neck
Aikido311 (3:35:19 PM): cause cats are gay
GolfMasterKen (3:35:31 PM): i dont see the reasoning for that
Aikido311 (3:38:45 PM): won't land on his paws then would he
Aikido311 (3:38:53 PM): or what about the muskrat
Aikido311 (3:39:00 PM): you ever see one
Aikido311 (3:39:07 PM): of course not
Aikido311 (3:39:11 PM): they hide
Aikido311 (3:39:15 PM): but they kill
Aikido311 (3:39:20 PM): and you will never see it
Aikido311 (3:39:22 PM): and why
Aikido311 (3:39:29 PM): cause they kill mice
Aikido311 (3:39:33 PM): how come now?
GolfMasterKen (3:39:45 PM): insanity
Aikido311 (3:40:13 PM): that i know
Aikido311 (3:40:24 PM): i just wish everyone else did like you