[fic] Hey look, PORN!

[gollumgollum]

Omigod, you guys. Okay. So. Saturday morning, i woke up, reached for my laptop, and started writing this. And i didn't stop until two hours later. I didn't eat, didn't bathe, didn't do anything but pound this out (that's what she said!). And. This? This is the porniest porn i have ever porned. I mean, seriously, i kind of feel like i should link to

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[anne_jumps]

WELL. Those are some nice mental images....

[gollumgollum]

Ha. Thank you. They are very pretty people doing very sexy things...

[na_no_nai]

YES PLZ. *___*

Ariadne running down the hall with a dildo. Priceless. XD

[gollumgollum]

*giggles* I couldn't help it. And i'm sure it's a totally lewd looking dildo, too, one of those anatomically correct ones or something, but in, like, purple.

[dividedbyzero]

Like a bass boat...only...only...

Yeah.

:)

[gollumgollum]

I want you to know i read this comment in the waiting room of my dentist's office and about died of giggles. :D

[clair3]

That was fking mind blowing!!!!

[gollumgollum]

*blushes* Thank you!

[anonymous]

I'm totally linking this to your mother.

Tony

[gollumgollum]

Jerkface. ;p

[krytella]

I've been jonesing so hard for some yummy porny A/A/E. Thank you for this!

[gollumgollum]

You're welcome! I have no idea where it came from but hey, i'm not complaining! :D