Comments | gollumrox: the origin of "Forkie"

gollumrox

the origin of "Forkie"

Jul 01, 2006 00:42

Dangit. I liked being enigmatic. But I'm telling the tale.

In two versions: The short version and the long version.

Here's the short version:

I don't know.

And here's the long version:

Once upon a FRICKIN' time... there was a little group of freshmen girls who frolicked the hallways of school together and wreaked havoc upon their little ( Read more... )

Comments 6

alienagentsab July 2 2006, 08:21:24 UTC

How very interesting. I see why you tell the short version, but isn't it more fun to bore people with the involved details of the long one?

gollumrox July 4 2006, 07:04:16 UTC

No because usually people get bored and confused and walk away in the middle of my speech and never talk to me again. It's a lose-lose thing for me.

alienagentsab July 4 2006, 07:10:12 UTC

I see. That's why emphatic gestures are so important!

mmmmm death eaglefille July 3 2006, 22:46:05 UTC

Now I can can die happy the quest has been completed.

Re: mmmmm death gollumrox July 4 2006, 07:05:13 UTC

i don't care about the happy part, but you can definitely die.

i'm kidding. but oh crap, now you're going to drown in the next flood. i officially cursed you.

Re: mmmmm death eaglefille July 4 2006, 14:57:48 UTC

AHA! There's nothing you could do to bring me down! I'm going to the museum today to see all these human bodies with no skin and other junk. HURRAY!!!!