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Dearest Bottom Chapped Lip,
I should probably stop licking you, but I can't help it. I'd really wish you'd go away. Just the chappy-ness. Not the lip.
Love,
Hannah
I should probably stop licking you, but I can't help it. I'd really wish you'd go away. Just the chappy-ness. Not the lip.
Love,
Hannah
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Ask your owner to invest in some Carmex. Quite a variety is available at your nearest Walgreens, or any convenience store or grocery store or Wal-Mart, for that matter. You won't regret it, and neither will Hannah.
Love,
Monica
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I will let my owner, who I've been pestering like a mother lately, to get off her lazy bum and get some Carmex.
Love,
Bottom Chapped Lip of Hannah
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I love you. And I can't get over the fact that I still call you the E.R. Wait, the endoplasmic is none other than myself. Does that make me conceited?
With love,
Baba Ganush
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We are EACH OTHERS endoplasmic reticulum.
Love,
Endoplasmic Reticulum of Nahid
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I love the fact that you are writing letters to express your frusteration. It reminds me much of a scene they did at my high school call "Your Mother's Butt" in which a male was horrified by his mother's butt being stuck in his face while he was in the bath tub. As an end result he has an argument with his mother's butt (which he comes to name Debby) It's extremely entertaining.
Love,
AUSTIN
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Just the fact that you said "Your Mother's Butt" was enough to make this comment epic. Bahaha!
Love,
Pirate!Hannah
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Doesn't it make you feel smart to say Endoplasmic Reticulum? And how the hell does the endoplasmic reticulum have anything to do with chapped lips? Isn't it a transportation system for proteins?
-is confused-
With love,
Cytoplasm
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Chyeah, I guess E.R. does that too. But in reality it's my nickname for Nahid. I think cytoplasm was one of them too.
Love,
Hannah
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