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[golly__sandra]

Mark this, LiveJournal, as the day that I, Hannah Elizabeth Milne the First (not to say that there's a Second or ever will be), can officially say that boys suck. Especially when you can't stay angry at them because they are so effortlessly logical and understanding while they break your heart, or maybe even just bruise it up a bit

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[momos_a_swimmer]

Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.

One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.

No high jumper has ever been able to stay off the ground for more than one second.

I couldn't pick.
Feel better.

[pwn____j00]

watermelons can float.

really, they can.

[special_rach]

Are our ribcages really that white like the ones in your icon?

[halva20]

there's this really good book monica and i found at barnes and nobles. it's a manual to help you out in worst case scenarios, for example: what to do when you're being chased by a bull, what to do when your parachute fails.

if you need to talk, i'm here (to discuss the lifespan of jellyfish, of course)
<3

[fagocytosis]

I have you beat by 2 days, and 5 days.