its been eating my bloody muffins

[golly_crab]

there is a cat underneeth my bed and its bneen eatin my cakes and stuff

its ugly as sin and naked and i think its diseased

it wont shut up mewoin either

if the owner wants this thing back they better cough up some com compan companensation or else theyre never gettin there cat back

Comments

[butter_mello]

Oh my goodness! I think it's my cat!

Does she answer to Mistie?

[golly_crab]

well she doesnt answer to smelly old bag so yeah maybe its your cat

you want her back?

[butter_mello]

Of course I want her back!

Perhaps if you'd just open the door and let her into the hallway...

[golly_crab]

you send in some knuts and ill think about it

[soveryvane]

You are so uncouth.

[golly_crab]

you are so annoying