"Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It"

[gomerandahalf]

This is an article written for CCSU's paper, "The Recorder"

Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It
John Petroski, Opinion Eeditor

Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder, but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree

Comments

[_vaselinepretty]

jenn! i'm so glad you did this. i can't believe someone's editor would approve an article about the positive side of rape...i couldn't even read that whole article. i'm so proud of you!

[caseybeaupre]

oh my fucking god.
jenn, i'm so proud of you.
the third picture down is awesome, it's really tense like everyone's about to go nutso.
i miss you. i want to see you ASAP, and i want to know all about this.

[megan_leah]

you have no idea how proud i am of you

[bestsecretkept]

we talked about this today in my feminism and the arts class at uconn.. it was also the cover story on our paper. i cant believe anyone thought that was funny or ok to publish.. and this is coming from someone who loves innappropriate jokes. theres just a line.

im glad youre doing something about it, and i will watch the news a 5 to see if i see you because im proud.

[gomerandahalf]

The argument is that it's supposed to be satire. I can see what he was trying to do...all borat and whatnot...but it was really poorly executed.
I wanna clear something up though. Don't be proud of me, be proud of everyone on this campus! I've never seen so many students that don't know eachother come together so quickly.
Yeah...I'm one of the leaders here...but it's because...I've done this kind of thing before and a lot of other kids haven't. I'm showing them how, but they're the real voice, and they're fucking loooooud.