[Action]: Vikings are the bestest beings eva

[gomugomunopwn]

[How you doing Luceti. There's a Luffy on top of the grocery shore in townsquare. He's holding a gigantic piece of meat (JUST DON'T ASK) with one hand, and looking through a pair of binoculars he yoinked from the item shop with the other. He's also wearing a pair of awesome goggles, and his regular Strawhat has horns sticking out of each side. You

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[mikangirl]

[There you are. Where the heck have you been?]

....Luffy?

[gomugomunopwn]

[Around! He's been around! =Dd]

Whatcha want, Nami? [Man these binoculars are like. Awesome possum!]

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[mikangirl]

What do I--

[mikangirl]

Where the hell have you been, Luffy? Didn't you hear me trying to call you?

[stillatrap]

[WHY CAN'T ANYTHING BE NORMAL THIS WEEK?

Xion can't help but stop and stare at the dude on the roof with the huuuuuuugenormous piece of meat. And the... hat. He stops about ten feet away from the front of the store, staring up, trying to decide if he should ask wtf or not.]

[gomugomunopwn]

[He has a feeling... HE'S BEING WATCHED-- oh it's just male!Xion over there. Hello male!Xion. Here's viking!Luffy staring right back at you.]

Hnn?

[stillatrap]

... what are you ... what are you doing up there? With... that much meat?

[frowning a little in confusion as he approaches a little closer.]

[gomugomunopwn]

i got bored so I decided to look over the town.

[But then he's going to rest the goggles on the side of him disappointingly.]

I thought there'd be some bastard causing trouble so I could kick his ass.

[Action]

[bullet_dance]

[...Wow. Who the hell is that crazy guy on the--Wait. She knows that guy. Yeah, isn't that...]

Luffy? What? [No, seriously. What are you doing.]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[MORE interruptions? By that bimbo Nami hangs out with no less. Need him to come save your sorry ass a, what? Fourth time? :|]

Oi.

[Action]

[bullet_dance]

[OH SHUT UP, LUFFY, GOD. AU!Noel doesn't need you saving her. >:C Especially from an ugly old viking. Staaaare.]

Hi.

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[gomugomunopwn]

[YOU'RE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU'RE A BIMBO.

Staaaaare.]

[threeswordsgirl]

[At some point, a still-sealed bottle of grog will come whizzing up at you from the ground-because you need booze to wash down meat, right? Good luck catching it with both hands occupied, Zoro has faith in you. ...Even though you're looking a lot more male and horned than she's used to, she's had her fair share of gender confusion shenanigans in the last few days and takes it more-or-less-in-stride-that's still obviously you up there.

Still on the ground-]

See anything interesting?

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[gomugomunopwn]

[He's gonna have to drop his binoculars in his lap in order to catch that actually. BUT, it's appreciated. Still dude. Did you have to make him drop binoculars man.]

Not ye-- [And he takes a second to look over at him-- her and--]

[gomugomunopwn]

...

So they got you too...?

[threeswordsgirl]

[Hands on her hips, looking up at him and shrugging. It's not really worth it anymore to explain the whole, no, they got you thing.]

Eh. Something like that.

Can has Dbag Luffy to chibi!Smoker? <3

[justicereigns]

Hey you! Get down from there!

[Sounds so strangely familiar.]

Of course~!

[gomugomunopwn]

[Get down? He looks down at where Chibi!Smoker is and sees it's just an annoying little kid. He's trying to passively tell him to shoo for now, but he feels the kid won't go away.]

Go away brat.

\o/

[justicereigns]

No. You.

[gomugomunopwn]

You're the one who ran to me you idiot, you leave.