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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character

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[oda_hates_me]

[You gonna pick on your poor, defenseless ol' chef, captain? 8| When he's cooking you a meal?]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[IN THIS LUFFY'S WORLD YOU'RE NOT HIS CREW! You're his... targets. Sure he fails at ever KILLING you guys but still.]

Black Leg Sanji-san! After much pursuit, you are definitely gonna die this time. In ten seconds.

Ten...

Nine...

Eight...

Seven...

Six...

[Action]

[oda_hates_me]

[Sanji turns. And stares. Like you're batshit insane]

The hell are you wearing, Luffy?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

The same thing I always wear!

Five...

Four...

Three...--

Hey, are you cooking food!?

[Action]

[mikangirl]

[On her way home from the bar. And wondering what the hell you're wearing.]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Princessu Nami-chan! I am under direct orders to assassinate you! You will die the moment I remove my finger! I was sent to assassinate you for several documented accounts of...

[Let's see he had a list around here some-- oh here it is.]

Stealing, treachery, fraud, manipulation, causing an entire country to fall to anarchy, espionage, being a double agent, a re-doubled agent, a re-re-doubled agent, arson, vandalism, forgery-- phew. Hold on. [Flips over to the back of the page on the little note thing he's holding.]

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[mikangirl]

[...what.]

[Action]

[mikangirl]

[What.

Seriously?

Seriously? She's not sure whether to laugh or be offended.]

[pathtoseele]

[ asdfasdf. rubbing forehead! and just staring. ]

What was that for?

[gomugomunopwn]

Ah, sorry. I was sent to assassinate the village so...

[You're going to have to die basically.

Well not exactly THIS village, but IT LOOKS SUPAH SIMILAR TO THE ONE BACK HOME.]

[pathtoseele]

So what... Are you going to poke people to death?

[gomugomunopwn]

[Oh god. You poor poor fool.]

Don't you know!? This is a highly advanced ninja technique! Your body is going o split in half in ten seconds!

[Action]

[eternallysinned]

Assassinate me why? [What a cute kid? He thinks he's a ninja, but Chibi!Kai knows better.]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

Ah, well I was hired to assassinate the village so I got to!

But if you want, we can be friends for the next ten seconds...

[Action]

[eternallysinned]

Why only ten seconds? Can't we be friends for longer? [Yes. Chibi Hakkai was messing with Luffy.]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Sniiff.]

I-I would, but that's the longest you have to live...!

I'm sorry!!!

[sonatas_edge]

... [Soul blinks at you.]

So you graduated from monkey suits...

[gomugomunopwn]

Monkey suit...? No, this is way better than a dumb monkey suit!

This is for my Stealth Ninja Camouflage Tactics!

[sonatas_edge]

"Stealth Ninja..." huh. [Great, he's turned into Black*Star... only not.] Well at least you finally agree with me about the monkey suit.

[He stares hard at you, Luffy] ... Why did you poke me in the head?

[gomugomunopwn]

Oh that? Well that was to kill you!

I'm supposed to "dispose" of the village so I have to do that to you too, sorry!