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[gomugomunopwn]

[Perhaps you're just walking around, or in a store shopping, or being a derp somewhere. Or maybe even IN YOUR APARTMENT OR HOUSE. But soon you're going to hear Luffy's voice. From the shadows somewhere stalking you.]

Don't bother to run... It is useless because--

[And then in a blink of an eye, Luffy will appear in front or behind your character

Comments

[doubleppk]

[Fujiko freezes in alarm, actually thinking it's a gun. When it doesn't go off though she's completely freaking out with a punch and pulling out her own gun, totally unaware it would do jack of course.]

DON'T DO THAT!

[gomugomunopwn]

[Don't worry he's not rubber now! But he can bullet dodge. After the initial punch to the face he leans out the way of the gun.]

OI! Don't point that at me!

[doubleppk]

[Shocking.]

You're the one who said I'd die! [At least it's not one of the Thompson machine guns.]

[gomugomunopwn]

What..? Oh! Yeah, you will die but that's no excuse!

[threeswordsoul]

[...Yeah, totally tilting his head and dodging that poke without thinking about it.]

I'm dead, huh. ...What're you wearing?

[gomugomunopwn]

Damn you dodged

What I always wear! Roronoa Zoro! You've been hunting bounties for so long that now the only one with a bounty... IS YOU! I'm here to claim it!

[threeswordsoul]

[...Ah, this is one of those Luffy things, isn't it.]

Hah. You can try. ...And what about your bounty.

[gomugomunopwn]

But ninjas don't get bounties, that's why we wear masks! [... or something like that.]

In the entire world less than 20 people know my face!