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[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there

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[yourhatred]

...Greetings, gatekeeper.

[Itachi stops, arms crossed over his chest, still playing the part of a Native American trickster.]

[gomugomunopwn]

Greetings, Man of Red Eyes---

[... is that a bird hat that guys wearing?]

Ah! Are you a part of the bird hat people village, lad? [He didn't just make that up honest.] Strong race of people those are! I've had to fight many in my day.

[yourhatred]

Then certainly you know I'm hardly a threat.

What are you blocking me from?

[gomugomunopwn]

Haven't you been paying attention to the stuff going on!? Kids these days never pay attention to anything. [Even if you are older than him shut up.]

I'm protecting you from the EVIL that's outside! Why just the other day I even had to fight a powerful dark wizard--!

[yourhatred]

I would certainly hope that you could multiply yourself, then.

For while you're standing here blocking someone who can take care of himself, somewhere there could be a younger, more helpless villager stepping out into this danger.

[gomugomunopwn]

Good bacon, child! You're right!

The only way to protect the village is to make enough clones to stop everyone! I shall do it with the Staff of Ancients! [He holds up that thin plastic rod in his hand. That doesn't... look like an ancient staff at all.]

[yourhatred]

By all means, please do. I'd like to see this happen.

[And he'll wait patiently. Go ahead, Gandalf.]

[gomugomunopwn]

Stand back boy! This could get messy!

[And now he's going to concentrate really hard.]

The power to move mountains: Luffy! Luffy! GOOOOOO! [And then he raises his staff high in the air. Now normally lightning and stuff would ttly be happening, srsly. But for some reason the plastic staff he's holding isn't wanting to wield the infinite magic that can move gods atm.]

[yourhatred]

[...He's waiting, Luffy.]

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[gomugomunopwn]

Come on, work. Work...

[gomugomunopwn]

[And then he looks over at Itachi with an obviously faked stunned face.]

THE MALNOSSO--!!! They must have broken it!

[yourhatred]

Then you'd best run quickly, or else some other poor innocent will be taken in by their evil.

[gomugomunopwn]

Y-you're right! There could be thousands in peril!

[And just as he's about to run off he'll stop and turn back.]

And thanks Red-Eyes! I hope you get that eye problem worked out!