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[gondaft]

I'm feeling mischief afoot.  I mean even more than the usual.  I sense the presence of Saruman but I don't see him.  There is no one unusual in town...other than that traveling salesman, but he looks nothing like Saruman.  Yet there is something about him that gets my attention.  And don't say it is some of those items he carries around for sale

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[keepnastychips]

*sniffs elixir*

Smells just like Saruman's drawers, ss. Enough to shrivel cave-troll in rut, yes, precious.

[gondaft]

I wouldn't know what Saruman's drawerssss smell like!

*glares*

[fool_of_atook]

I can feel my genitals shriveling right now.

And you were saying i was TMI!

[gondaft]

*blushes*
*coughs*

[sauronsdog]

Can it be my very old friend? And I see you finally took my advice and bleached your robes.

[gondaft]

Saruman! It that you, dude? Whoa! You look centuries younger with the hairdo!!!

[f_baggins]

Is Gandalf having the middle age crisis?
I guess he is.. *nods sagely*

[gondaft]

*blushes*

I'm long past that. I have just discovered that I need to keep a flask of this elixir near. You don't wanna see a wizard get horny. Trust me. And this special elixir...*coughs*...lets sleeping dogs lie, if you get my drift.

It is something I must do or else I'd be having sex with wild abandon.

[_elfstone_]

OH Gandalf! TMI! Please no more..... *whispers* can I have a little of that special elixir?

[gondaft]

*whispers* You do know that the special elixir is to tone down the libido, don't you? Or is that what you're referring to?

And as far as the TMI...*coughs*...I forgot to hit the private button, and now the WORLD knows!