So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff...
Dear uterus,
Yes, I was overjoyed yesterday to find out that you were not occupied. It was a definite relief after a week of on-and-off spazzing out about condom malfunctions and the like, so don't think for a second that I'm not grateful. However, do you think you could curb your enthusiasm just a little? It doesn't exactly alleviate the stress of two classes a day to have to also stress out about ruining my one pair of formal pants by you bleeding all over them. Just a thought. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go apologize to my feet about the necessity of standing on them for 12 hours a day before they drop off.
With great respect,
gondolinchick01, your caring landlady.
Yes, I was overjoyed yesterday to find out that you were not occupied. It was a definite relief after a week of on-and-off spazzing out about condom malfunctions and the like, so don't think for a second that I'm not grateful. However, do you think you could curb your enthusiasm just a little? It doesn't exactly alleviate the stress of two classes a day to have to also stress out about ruining my one pair of formal pants by you bleeding all over them. Just a thought. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go apologize to my feet about the necessity of standing on them for 12 hours a day before they drop off.
With great respect,
gondolinchick01, your caring landlady.