The Quill Is Mightier
Yesterday when I went out to dinner with li'l brudder and Carrie of DnD fame, the latter began a story which started out, "So I was in English class...". As her English class is taught by an uptight lesbian who looks like a man and is composed of about six slightly... off-beat charter school kids, this intro usually heralds tales of interest and
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Jane Austen: Moving the thumb stick in a circle creates subtle innuendo that causes all opponents on less than half health to grow lightheaded.
Thomas Hardy: When close to the end of his health bar press DOWN and both shoulder buttons and a second health bar will appear so you realize just how much lower things can get.
Daniel Defoe: The power of indignance - to ignore his opponent's attacks due to moral superiority. He can't hurt *me*, godless fool.
Charles Dickens: Literally ENDLESS combo attacks. When you think he's done with his kicks he throws in a random punch just to sustain the attack longer.
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