Today at work this song came on and I realized how fucking tits Jackson Browne is. Goddamn. I've had strange dreams lately too, so this was all the more amazing. Live it up!

It's been a long time since I watched these lights alone ( Read more... )

Would you rather fuck a dog and never have anyone know or have everyone think you fucked a dog though you really did not?

And a couple hours ago I made a huge mistake by using the self-serve Keno machine and printed the same ticket four times. But then when I matched four of five numbers and won $18 on one ticket, I also did that on three others, making a grand total of $72. This was an expensive four days for me and what with free booze, discounts, lotto winnings and ( Read more... )

But looking at a receipt that says:

13 - washington apple -- $40

was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Your home is where you're happy ( Read more... )

Plans were to be wasted tonight. But I am not. But I saved money. These things happen. There are plenty of things that I never write. There are plenty of things that I never say. Hunter S. Thompson once noted that he could put around 600 people, including himself, in prison if he wrote all that he knew or had seen. This is similar to everyone, not ( Read more... )

This is my love song... It goes like this (a few excerpts ( Read more... )

CDs:

$1:
Har Mar Superstar - "You Can Feel Me"
Counting Crows - "This Desert Life"
Primus - "Pork Soda"
The Bloodhound Gang - "Hooray For Boobies"
Korn - "Issues"
System Of A Down - "Toxicity"

$2:Team America World Police soundtrack ( Read more... )

I thought I fixed my sleep, even though it didn't really work and now it's 4:43am and I know I'll stay up too late. I'm experiencing a bit of a drunk leftovers, if you will, so I would like to wait for that to go away before I decide to sleep. But then I will have the same problem again the next week, and my mind and sleep will never work out a ( Read more... )

A little more than twelve hours ago (6:15pm) I got out of bed. It was an interesting fiasco as this girl was unhooking the cable from my TV as I laid in bed and refused to get up. How embarrassing. Then I took a shower and went downstairs and had breakfast. This was my breakfast.


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