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[gonnadiesomeday]

Jase! Have you heard? Your favorite vampires have a little goth club, and the snacks they're handing out.... You'll never guess.

It's people.

It's really too bad that we're all gonna drop dead of catastrophic lung failure before we have the opportunity to volunteer for that pleasure.

... Oh wait, we'll just come back to life. Lucky us.

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[alcoholit]

Give me a good reason and you're on.

Well, don't give me a reason to go, it's practically my second home, but go ooooon, why should I let you in?

[gonnadiesomeday]

Sorry. I would, but someone whose company I value more offered.

[alcoholit]

Saves me getting up.

[gonnadiesomeday]

And saves me having to put up with you. It's a win-win situation.

[agent_bly]

Do you need something, Logan, or did you just miss my company?

[gonnadiesomeday]

You don't find my 1973 sci-fi film reference sparklingly witty? I'm hurt.

[agent_bly]

Oh, well, in that case, I'm sorry.

[gonnadiesomeday]

You never thanked me for you Christmas present, you know. I hope you're getting good use out of it.

[wichita_kansas]

I'd be happy to hold your hand while you choke down a few shots, precious.

[gonnadiesomeday]

That might just be the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

Where and when do you wanna meet?

spam/log/your mom?

[wichita_kansas]

You weren't well-loved as a child, were you?

I could meet you at your room whenever you're ready. I have no plans for today or tomorrow.

spam work?

[gonnadiesomeday]

Well, dad went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back, but I'm sure he had a really good reason.

Alright. How about you come by now.

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[victimofnoone]

So like, I've mostly been avoiding them? But it is kinda creepy.