[Drabble] Mending Shirts
“You need me to what?”
“Come on bastard. I know you mend your clothes yourself,” Naruto said, grinning as he saw Sasuke’s cheeks redden. “We’ll go to eat ramen afterwards!”
Which was even more a good reason to refuse Naruto’s request, Sasuke thought, not bothering to disguise his irritation. Anyways, he’ll end up paying. Again.
“I’m not doing this,” Sasuke said, ready to slam his front door on Naruto’s face.
But being the annoying blond idiot Naruto was, he quickly put his foot to intercept the door and began to yell out obscenities such as: “SASUKE-CHAN HAS A TON OF PORNOS” or “WHO WOULD LIVE WITH A COBRA AS A PET” and other stupid lies.
And because he did not want to have his neighbours to spread false rumours, he quickly took Naruto’s shirt in his hand and pulled the boy into his apartment.
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And a week later, both of them were at the festival, wearing stupid Kingdom Hearts costumes.
For some reason, Naruto had insisted (which of course meant, whining about it the whole week) that Sasuke came as Riku. He had to admit he was a bit curious as to why, because Naruto kept smiling deviously each time he looked at him after that.
Sakura had come as Sakura of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle and he couldn’t keep Naruto from taking a thousand shoots of Lee as Syaoran.
Sasuke had gone to buy some orange juice for Naruto, who kept complaining that his throat was so sore that he would fall to the ground if he didn’t have anything to drink right now, so when he came back with the drink, he managed to catch a bit of Naruto’s and Sakura’s conversation.
“-totally and isn’t that just so funny!?” Naruto said, shooting his toothy smile at Sakura. Sakura raised a pink eyebrow at Naruto. “Who told you that?”
“Konohamaru did,” Naruto said, his excitement dropping a bit at seeing Sakura’s amused face. He was almost pouting when he asked, “Why?”
Sakura snorted, shaking her head exasperatedly at him. “Naruto, it’s the other way around. Sora’s character is stronger but he’s obviously not the dominant one in the relationship.”
Naruto’s face showed confusion, then annoyance, then shame. “You mean Riku is not Sora’s bitch!?”
Then orange juice met Naruto’s blond hair with enough force to push the boy on the floor.
Thanks again to my fabulous and marvellous sollunar who did again an excellent job at saving this fic by betaing it!!! ^^
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