Bionic Teeth

[gonzomungkay]

I went to the dentist last Thursday, the first time in 10 years. They were astounded that despite that fact, and my heavy smoking, my teeth are in impeccable shape. No tobacco stains, virtually no tartar buildup, and my top wisdom teeth haven't even come in yet

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[chickentenders]

I've heard the only problem with drinking too much milk as a child, is that if you drink a significant amount less as an adult, your chances of developing osteoporosis are increased.

THAT IS THE WORST SENTANCE I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. And I ain't correcting it.

SUCK IT!