Very Sassified
You may be wondering if I'm still alive, as I haven't been active online much, I haven't been posting to LiveJournal, and I haven't been calling a lot of you. But I AM.
Alive, that is. Not calling a lot of you. That would seriously cramp my cell bill.
Some things have happened recently that I would like to share with all of you:
1. The Fords have nearly completed their construction of the Backyard Fence.
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2. We have made some major purchases:
a. New DELL Computer - $1200
b. DELL HD TV - $2000
c. Coach Diaper Bag - $500
d. Dyson Vacuum Cleaner - $600
e. Westinghouse HD TV for "Man-Cave" - Unknown
f. Playstation 3 - Unknown
Having an awesomely tricked-out house for guests to visit (move over Xzibit, Gail-Force in da hizzy)? Priceless.
3.
Fortune hath smiled upon thee, DONALD, for thou hast been promoted to a government job.
Thy income increases by several thousand per year.
Thy benefits increase by 500 per cent.
And thou hast learned a new spell.
And I'm too tired to come up with any more than 3 pop-culture references. A cookie to any one of you who knows and can correctly identify all three of them, paid in-full the next time I see you.
[Go with the grace of G.O.D.]
Alive, that is. Not calling a lot of you. That would seriously cramp my cell bill.
Some things have happened recently that I would like to share with all of you:
1. The Fords have nearly completed their construction of the Backyard Fence.
[ OK ] [ Go to ]
2. We have made some major purchases:
a. New DELL Computer - $1200
b. DELL HD TV - $2000
c. Coach Diaper Bag - $500
d. Dyson Vacuum Cleaner - $600
e. Westinghouse HD TV for "Man-Cave" - Unknown
f. Playstation 3 - Unknown
Having an awesomely tricked-out house for guests to visit (move over Xzibit, Gail-Force in da hizzy)? Priceless.
3.
Fortune hath smiled upon thee, DONALD, for thou hast been promoted to a government job.
Thy income increases by several thousand per year.
Thy benefits increase by 500 per cent.
And thou hast learned a new spell.
And I'm too tired to come up with any more than 3 pop-culture references. A cookie to any one of you who knows and can correctly identify all three of them, paid in-full the next time I see you.
[Go with the grace of G.O.D.]