Having seen bad parents and knowing your personalities. i'm sure as shit thanking the gods that you guys are having a child and raising it. Not only will it be intellegent, but it will have a sense of humor two things lacking in the world today. A guy i work with just had a kid and i literally cringed... (if you've seen idiocracy you'll totally understand me)
Oh, dude. I laughed all through that movie. Not necessarily because it was funny, but the cynical part of me could see the exact point Judge was driving home.
Most people get scared by horror/gore flicks. It's comedies that make a good point - like this one - that really scare the crap out of me, because then I end up having nightmares about it for weeks.
But, yes. People seem to think that our babies will grow up to take over the world with comedy and brains. And I hope they do. I'd love the kickbacks from being World's Best Conqueror's Dad. #1 Father, indeed.
Those will definitely be unique names, lol. As far as writing the gospel and putting things in stone, you could use erasable pen for the gospel and just write it in clay, which can be turned into stone, for the time being.
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Since our plan for babies is 2 to five years off Ryan won't even let me touch the baby yarn, but now I have a good reason!
Just give me some suggestions and off I will go!
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And head warmers, booties, blankets... if you can imagine it with a baby, we can probably find a use for it.
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And I've already found the perfect hat pattern.....
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Hail to the Uncle, baby.
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Dude... before the baby has too much hair, that's a picture I HAVE to take.
Oh, and ... you might have to fight Sam Ingram for rights to Evil Dead/Army of Darkness toys.
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Why does everyone keep saying that?
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Most people get scared by horror/gore flicks. It's comedies that make a good point - like this one - that really scare the crap out of me, because then I end up having nightmares about it for weeks.
But, yes. People seem to think that our babies will grow up to take over the world with comedy and brains. And I hope they do. I'd love the kickbacks from being World's Best Conqueror's Dad. #1 Father, indeed.
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The whole point of me HAVING children is to have first dibs on CORRUPTING them!
... Maybe you can get second-dibs. Or "exclusive rights to exploring alcohol." Or something.
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At any rate, current names are "Shaughnessy Elaine" for a girl and "Sebastian (Bastian) Eugene" for a boy.
These ARE still subject to change, though, and should not be taken as written-in-stone or Gospel.
'Course, if I'm the G.O.D., I pretty much have to write everything in stone or Gospel. Damn it.
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