smell of preserved cats + 82'F = tummy ache

[goodbuy_goodbye]

i just had a serious, tewnty minutes conversation with my mother about zombies. most of which i parroted from the Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide and the tribute website to the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. best part: she baught all of it. was this a bad thing for me to do? probably

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[nowdatdude]

wow your awesome for that by the way. i wouldve done the same thing.

[hamwich]

i don't understand why you think it was a real feat to convince your mother that zombies and vampires exist. they deliberately leave traces everywhere

[goodbuy_goodbye]

zombies don't do anything deliberately beside eat flesh.
and what vampire traces can you point out? it is in their best interest to not leave any!

[hamwich]

zombies roam the streets with arms outstretched for all to see

young vampires want the world to know they're hot shit (if you ever talk to a vampire, he is relatively young), it's the old ones who try and uphold the masquerade