i love washing clothes when no one is home, because i get to sit around in nothing but underwear

[goodbuy_goodbye]

right before i left my mother's house this morning i was rummaging through some abandoned clothes on a rack in the basement and from the area that has childhood relics such as stuffed animals, sports equipment and other toys i heard the sounding of a toy gun. when i looked into the semi-well-lit area not but twenty feet away from me i saw nothing

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[bz_louise]

Erin Whitman...will you marry me?

[hamwich]

"is there any way you could be pregnant?"

i like the way that was worded