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Leonard: "Sheldon, why are you crouching there?"
Sheldon: "This is my spot. Where else am I supposed to crouch?"
"Something's wrong!"
Sheldon: "You know, it's amazing how many super villains have advanced degrees."
Penny sighs and rolls her eyes
Sheldon: "Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out."
"She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy and she could eat me up!"
"Oh Mario ... if only I could control everyone the way I control you ... HOP! YOU LITTLE PLUMBER! HOP! HOP! HOP!"
"Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom!"
"For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry."
"I don't know what artic expedition you were on, but I thought it was a hoot-and-a-half."
Howard: "Crap, that's creepy!"
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
Sheldon: "I'll have a Diet Coke."
Penny: "Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks."
Sheldon: "Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre."
Penny: "That's... rum and Coke without the rum."
Sheldon: "Yes, and would you make it diet?"
"A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary."
"You know I'm in such a good mood I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today.
"I don't know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a videogame."
"I drank milk that tasted funny.".
"If I'm permitted to speak again, Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the win!"
Sheldon: "Is my hamburger medium-well?"
Leonard: "Yes."
Sheldon: "Dill slices not sweet?"
Leonard: "Yes."
Sheldon: "Individual relish packets?"
Leonard: "Yes."
Sheldon: "Onion rings?"
Leonard: "Yes."
Sheldon: "Extra-breading?"
Leonard: "I asked."
Sheldon: "What did they say?"
Leonard: "No."
Sheldon: "Did you protest?"
Leonard: "Yes."
Sheldon: "Vociferously?"
Leonard: "No."
Sheldon: "Well, then what took you so long?"
"I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot."
"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!"
*Imitating his Mom* "Dammit George! I told you if you didn't quit drinking I would leave you!"
*Imitating his Dad* "Well, I guess that makes you a liar, because I'm drunk as hell and you are still here!"
*Imitating his Mom* "Stop yelling, you're making Sheldon cry!"
*Imitating his Dad* "I'll tell you what is making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him SHELDON!"
"Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks."
"There, there. Everything's going to be alright."
"Sheldon's here!"