Happy Wednesday Morning. Read. Smile. =)

[goodbyeandhello]

How can it be a genuine apology if it's a recorded message?

There are three keys on my keyring and I only recognise two of them.

I am going to have to confiscate your shoelaces in case you try to hang yourself.

There's no place in Christmas for singing foetuses.

How about a reality show where contestants are tricked into thinking they're

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[risheath]

XDDD! Wonderful!

[goodbyeandhello]

Some made me laugh rather =D

[ice_climbers]

Wednesday morning means wintereenmas!

[goodbyeandhello]

It's never Wintereenmas! THAT ONLY EXISTS IN YOUR HEAD!

[ice_climbers]

www.wintereenmas.com

[rocketmba]

Yes. Yes I did.

[goodbyeandhello]

You did what...?

[goodbyeandhello]

Sorry idiocy. I see it now.