Comments | goodbyemailbox: Caring is Creepy

goodbyemailbox

Caring is Creepy

Sep 26, 2005 11:13

It's no secret that Matt Cassatta has a pretty sweet track record when it comes to dating girls in the 97% and above percentage of hoTTness category, but now things are getting out of hand. You see two days after getting randomly asked out at Meijer by a fellow grocery shopper, my lady, (Ms. Tracie Goodness) woke up Friday morning to a note pinned ( Read more... )

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dam_o_knowledge September 27 2005, 00:15:04 UTC

When I first read this I thought that she had found the note in front of your door, but this is no less creepy. You know, they make envelopes and boxes for this type of thing. It's called the mail.

goodbyemailbox September 27 2005, 00:34:06 UTC

haha, but what if you're stalking on a budget? he spent so much money on plastic and scissors, he had none left for a stamp.

thefloater September 27 2005, 00:22:07 UTC

Anytime you need me to lay some fat-ace tire tracks on a perverted motherlover... you let me know! We Italians gotta stick together!

goodbyemailbox September 27 2005, 00:35:01 UTC

haha it doesn't have to be Christmas to buy some one a gift and you don't need a perverted mother to lay some fat-ace tire tracks on a perverted motherlover...this is something we could be doing ALL THE TIME!

skkyeyes September 27 2005, 10:59:11 UTC

Hmmmm, this is all a little suspicious. You're pretty eager to get your side of the story out here. Next thing you know, Aaron's saying "I was hanging out with him playing Mario Baseball all night", and you're in the clear. I know what you're up to, Cassatta. I've seen both plastic bags AND scissors at your house. I've got my eye on you.

goodbyemailbox September 27 2005, 13:48:20 UTC

Wait a minute...didn't I originally make that "Aaron and Mario Baseball" joke? Or maybe I just discussed that with Aaron as we were cutting out the plastic so it would fit the note exactly...yeah that's it.

Mario Baseball is an airtight alibi.

maskan September 28 2005, 02:08:55 UTC

i mean, c'mon. how else is the neighbor supposed to get her attention? i mean, actually TALKING to people is SO overrated now. think of the note as a real-life IM. or something. basically we can't all be as naturally charming as you or I. this is what the other people resort to. dont' fear them. just pity them.