why do these things always happen to me?

[gooddoggy]

Had a long night, gonna be in my room for awhile.

... fuckin' hate cats.

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[mineandfine]

Well it wasn't as if you didn't enjoy it.

I'm sure.

After all it was with someone who looked like me. And I can be a very gracious host.

[gooddoggy]

Well you don't have sharp teeth and claws and ten buddies that are good with knots.

I think she lured me away cause I thought she was you at first...

[mineandfine]

Pooooor puppy...I bet they wore you out. Probably scratched you up real good...

Awwww...Well we both are devastatingly beautiful with a penchant for cute puppies.

[gooddoggy]

She was wearing your boots...

[gmilf_lover]

Whats does is wrong with cats?

[imdeepthroat]

Wait what?

[gooddoggy]

I uh... found that cat lady that looks like Fujiko.

[imdeepthroat]

Cat nip?

[blackulahunter]

Man, you're just lucky they didn't claw your skin off, the way they went through your clothes. Glad you're okay. I've got a tip I might know who was helping them, and they're of the blackula persuasion. I'm going to go tracking.

[gooddoggy]

You're not going after them by yourself are you? I mean... if the cats are there they'll eat you.

[blackulahunter]

No, but only because I don't know where they are. I'm going to go muscle some of the lower-level bloodsuckers into giving me some information. I'll get back to you after that.

Don't worry, I've done this sort of thing a thousand and one times, and besides-- no one hides from the blood-eye.

[gooddoggy]

Yeah, well don't do anything nuts with out me.

[monarch_the]

Huh. Maybe you should carry a squirt-bottle with you.

[gooddoggy]

har har.

I'd have been better off with a fire hose.

[monarch_the]

Well, I figured everyone else was going the compassion route, so I thought you'd appreciate some humor.

[gooddoggy]

Remind me to run a few knock knock jokes by you if you ever get violated by a gang of horny cat monsters.