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tuna_fart August 29 2006, 22:46:50 UTC
hi this is peter bogdonavich. when i was shooting my film "paper moon" i found out that ryan oneal was fucking his daughter. i encouraged his behavior by paying him one dollar for each one of tatum's tears. she would cry like a baby when her dad fucked her. mark whalen's email address is yearofthespider@walla.com. he is a good friend of mine. i am from heaven. my name is peter bogdonavich! What is your email address? I'm sorry that things have gotten so distant between me and you and the other guys. things just happen so fast and before you know it....things are so different. ive known you for 10 years. i know that when we see eachother again.....shit will still be the same. you know how we do.

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goodebar August 30 2006, 15:27:11 UTC
Hi, Nick Lachey here. John Mayer is dating my ex Jessica now. When we were married I came my signature in cursive all over her tits, then gently blowtorched my scum while it was still piping hot, forever searing our love. Boy when he and ?uestlove are giving her the business (FUCKING) they are in for a rude surprise I CANNOT BE ERASED. I will send you the juicy details as well as a homo writing from Greg Goode from his homo g(ay)mail gay account, gregory.goode@gmail.com. Sorry gotta go my mom's off work gotta do homework Vanessa Minello.

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tuna_fart August 31 2006, 01:31:14 UTC
That made me laugh. I am so sick of ?uestlove. I see him everywhere. I see him in the soul of humanity. I see him playing club shows with Mark Morrison. If only Mcdonalds would take the Big Mac off of their menue for a short period of time,and then bring it back by recruiting Mark Morrison to star in a new commercial singing "Return Of The Mack" Then him and Darrius Rucker could start a new supergroup ,and there is no doubt that Dave Navorro ,and Tommy lee would find their way into the mix.
Maybe in a perfect word where Axel Rose didn't look like the white Whoopie Goldberg.

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matt_argos August 30 2006, 03:45:07 UTC
No, everyone who has left Des Moines is not doing well. I'm up to my asshole in alligators (to quote Bill) with all this hurricane stuff. I fear for my life.

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goodebar August 30 2006, 14:44:31 UTC
Ah! So solly!

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istolethisbody August 31 2006, 02:21:43 UTC
sowwy i mist you
i miss you guys did you know that? ----->
yep

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goodebar August 31 2006, 13:55:39 UTC
It's ok...sometimes schedules don't coordinate. That's just how life works sometimes. BTW, I sent you an email (check it out!).

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anonymous September 4 2006, 11:33:42 UTC
1. I used to consider this sort of thing as a kid.

2. J-pan is fucked up.

-Eric

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