All the kids are back to school, and I'm still here at work. I definitely miss school, I must say. Maybe have three hours of class a day, eat a long leisurely lunch while reading the paper, walking around IC on a brisk fall night. Iowa City looks its best in the fall. With the black squirrels and what not. But school's over, so I have to work this dumb job right now. So live it up, assholes.
THAT COMIC THING IS STUPID. THE ARTIST SHOULD HAVE USED BLACK PEOPLE INSTEAD OF DOGS. THAT WOULD HAVE MADE MUCH MORE SENSE. IN TURN MAKING IT THE FUNNIEST MOST RELAVENT PIECE OF ARTWORK EVER CREATED ABOUT THINGS.
Fergie - "London Bridge" Lyrics Oh s***, oh s***, oh s*** When I come to the clubs, step aside Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line V.I.P because you know I gotta shine I'm Fergie Ferg Give me love you long time
All my girls get down on the floor Back to back drop it down real low I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho Because you know what, I don't give a f*** So here we go!
Chorus (x2) How come every time you come around My London London Bridge want to go down Like London London want you to go down Like London London be going down
Drinks start pouring And my speech start slowing Everybody start looking at you
The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes It's like everytime I get up on the dude Papparazzi put my business in the news And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, ****) Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, ****) My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, ****) You got that? I got the bass
Fergie has a fuckin awesome camel toe. Her pussy eats her shorts kind of like how Lacy Smith's pussy ate the front of her jeans that one time in Mrs. Elliot's American History class.
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and I hope that you're listening to the radio....
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Oh s***, oh s***, oh s***
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time
All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!
Chorus (x2)
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down
Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you
The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, ****)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, ****)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, ****)
You got that? I got the bass
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