Voicemail

[goodforsix]

Is this thing on? Look, it's me, I'm in the bar or the ship, or I'm not going to be to available to talk anyway, so come find me instead.

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Phone Day 2016

[boneyard_girl]

Ada stared blankly at her phone for a moment before calling Dante back.

"I thought I got morning puns, not morning crude. You want me to take my pants off, you come ask me in person!"

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Re: Phone Day 2016

[goodforsix]

And thus did Isabela unknowingly proposition a great deal of the island's population at once.

Of course, if she had known, she'd mostly be sad that this business with the phones meant no one could RSVP.