[thirty six] What the actual fuck.

[goodgrasshopper]

Faeries are not like that.

Faerie Godmothers are nothing like that.

What kind of crappy Disney bullshit was that?

[Added after she finds out about Cissie.]

[Private to Murphy:]
Karrin. You're needed in the infirmary.

Comments

From Martha's communicator...

[emptyyourself]

molly carpenter

language

for shame

Haaa!

[goodgrasshopper]

...Martha? Since when do you care about my language?

[emptyyourself]

this is not martha im only borrowing her communicatin as ive mislaid mine somewhere in my room somewhere

but now she has mine and i have hers so its fair and even isnt it

[goodgrasshopper]

...Right. I think you're going to confuse some people.

[creatingalegacy]

Say what you will; I thought it was perfect.

Thanks for willingly handing me a bladed weapon, by the way. Truly a highlight of that port.

[goodgrasshopper]

No problem. How did you like that singing sword, anyway. Was it helpful on your quest, Amanda?

[creatingalegacy]

[FFFFFFF. She may or may not have tried to take down an opponent while dragging her warden back to the Barge. She may or may not have then clubbed him unconscious with the pommel on the hilt, dropped the sword and left it there in disgust.]

More helpful than you seem to be hoping. [She did knock a dude out with it, after all.] So sorry to disappoint, little girl.

[goodgrasshopper]

Considering I didn't hear anything about a murdering spree, it can't have been as helpful as you hoped.

[thegooddrjones]

Do you know faeries, Molly?

[goodgrasshopper]

I've met some. They're mostly all assholes.

[Someone has faerie issues.]

[thegooddrjones]

I'm not surprised really, they always seemed like they weren't nice until Disney got involved.

[goodgrasshopper]

Yeah, pretty much. And they're nothing like... what I was in that port. That was ridiculous. Pure fantasy.

[nicebluehat]

... now I feel lucky the worst that happened to me was watching other people making fools of themselves.

[goodgrasshopper]

It would have been nice if that was all this port was, yeah. You weren't affected by that absurdness?

[nicebluehat]

No, but I was forced into taking on a dragon that would have been better served by having a pig thrown it every week instead of slaughtered with fire and sword.

If I had known that everyone wasn't their exact inverse in competence, I wouldn't have let one of us [she has enough tact to not name names] guide us through the woods.

Fairy godmother sounds worse, though. Much worse.

[goodgrasshopper]

It was... ridiculous. I've met a faerie godmother--she wasn't mine, fortunately. What I was there was nothing like the reality.

COULD NOT RESIST

[notarrowette]

[LATER, some time after Molly's visited and Cissie's had looooots of painkillers and is killing time on her communicator because BAD DREAMS.]

Molly! You swore about Disney.

THAT IS FOR THE BEST

[goodgrasshopper]

[Bad dreams suck.]

Yes. I did. Disney deserved it.

\o/

[notarrowette]

But we like Disney. What about faeries?

[goodgrasshopper]

Faerie Godmothers. The Disney version--like I was at the port--is complete... crap.