A portuguese man and a Brazilian walk into a bar and see Steven Spielberg...They walk over to Spielberg and say hi but Spielberg punches the Portuguese man in the nose ( Read more... )

NASA VS. Russians ( Read more... )

Wellllll the Junior Prom happend and all I have to say is that I had a really fun time and it was a blast...and thats abouttttttttt it for now.

P.S I'm not sure If I'm gonna keep my livejournal thing cuz i dont think neone reads it neways

Peace up A town Down And around!!!

How many families fell victim to the streets ( Read more... )

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My rents wont let me do spring track because og my grades
I'm failing a class that I dont stand a chance of passing
My rents r mad at me
And I think I'm being fired from work

woo hoo

well sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much has happend to me in the past week i could seriously write a book but i wont :) lol ( Read more... )

How to make a justin
Ingredients:

3 parts pride

3 parts silliness

1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

How to make a goodolejb
Ingredients:

3 parts pride

5 parts ambition

3 parts empathy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

shouldnt it also say "1 part stolen from someone elses journal?"

Well it seems like I have been riding this wave of happiness for like the last 6 months cuz everything is goin soooooooo well...I know that sounds wicked corny but its completely true ( Read more... )