The Life of a Bar Maid.. and the WORST chat up lines ever!

[goodsquishy]

I heard the WORST pick up lines EVER tonight,...all from the same idiot/asshole. This should make you all laugh.

Conversation below Me - "Can I see your ID please

Comments

[knutzythebunny]

But but but, I'm a drunk idiot more often than not!

I take umbrage!

Umbrage I say!

MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goodsquishy]

Hahhaha, I am too, when I am not at work,..and sometimes when I am....but there are limits! "I was drink" can only excuse so many things. And it certainly does not excuse such terrible pick up lines!

Tonight was insane. England lost their match in the world cup,..so everyone was an angy drink, and stumbling around like zombies. It looked like shawn of the dead at 1:30 when I finally excaped the bar,...I had to laugh.