So basically life just slapped me in the face a few minutes ago. My Beth comes down to my room saying the phone is for me. I ask her who it is, and she says she thinks its Armstrong. In case you aren't psychic, I've been trying to get Armstrong to hire me for about a month. Naturally, I was excited. But MUCH TO MY OWN DISPLEASURE, it is not ( Read more... )

I got a good talking to from the diabetic midget principal about my skirt. But I sure did learn my lesson, mhmm indeedydoodle.

Oh, yeah, I'm post for like the first time in ten thousand years. It feel good to be...

...home.

You guys, you know what the best thing in the world is? A JUNK SHOP IN KENTFIELD! Oh Jesus it was so awesome, I got a kerosene lamp and a National Geographic FROM FUCKING 1916!!! And thats really old ( Read more... )

You guys! I fell in love! Ah he's so beautiful and adorable but I can't touch him because he's my sister's friend's man! GOD DAMMIT! It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that JESUS WON'T RETURN MY CALLS ( Read more... )

WE GOT ANOTHER SNAKE! He's so damn cute, he's very fat and all black, and we have dubbed him Vader. STAR WARS! Oh my God he's so cute, I'll post pictures soon for my Alex child!

I'm sick of this giant cancerous "V" staring at me all day. I swear, that "V" will be DESTROYED! Earlier I felt so restless because of it and ran around the house, then I crashed and now feel all depressed. God Dammit. Homework to do, fuck that, this is a bit more important. I love my Alex-kins. Oh and I found this ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS! I JUST FOUND POSSIBLY THE LAST COPY OF "THE WILD DANCE OF THE WIND GNOMES!" YAY ( Read more... )

Damn all you people that get to go places during the break! You better bring me back the novelty thongs ( Read more... )

I know I haven't updated in about 18 years so I'll just list some random events in no real order ( Read more... )

Well, hello all. This weekend was Spiffles. Friday was spent with St. Hilary, Madam Melanie, myself (who shall go unnamed...) and THE BLUE PROBE! Yes, it was quite a time, Melanie learned to drive stick shift. I also attempted, but lacked the concentration needed not to crash. Alas, I could not handle the Probe ( Read more... )