Today while i was pulling into the parking lot, i caught a glimpse of a car pulling into a spot just.  i drove around the lot, which was of course, full.  that other car had just beaten me to the last one.  so i went to the far parking lot and pulled into a space and began walking back.  just as i got into the the other parking lot (the normal and ( Read more... )

seriously.

I would like to point out that my last post was in reference to the womenfolk, and how they tell naught but lies and deceit. hope that clears things up.

debauchery!

LIES AND DECEIT!!

im not giving the benefit of the doubt any more. when i meet someone new from now on, im going to go ahead and assume that they are, if fact, the dumbest person ive ever met. no longer will i actually wait for people to inevitably prove how stupid they are, no sir. im going to go ahead and take measures to protect myself from that ultimate act ( Read more... )

im sick of people bullshitting all the time.  i mean, i cant expect everyone to just stop their bullshit all at once, since we all know this would result in the systematic implosion of the universe...but man, people do it over tiny little insignificant things and im fucking sick of it.

for one thing, when people say "i'm sorry" when they dont ( Read more... )

a few weeks ago i was walking out to my car, which means i had to go out the back exit of my dorm building, where all the people that smoke do their thing so as not to set off the very loud and very obnoxious fire alarms.  while moving past them i had the great misfortune of overhearing part of their conversation.  the speaker, a particular grungy ( Read more... )

today i had only one class, which was good, it meant that i could take the rest of the day to do my favorite thing (nothing). after the class though i talked to my advisor and made an appointment so that i can talk about maybe transferring to florida, where they have a program more like what i want to do. then i got back to my dorm room and ( Read more... )

dear everyone,

quit ruining my shit.  thanks.

your pal,

goofrey.

holy shit, cops piss me off.  cops arent good for anything (unless you live in a big city, which you dont).  all cops do is drive around issuing speeding tickets and showing up at traffic accidents to put the blame on whichever asshole was unfortunate enough to be the guy behind the guy that was behind the guy that slammed his brakes on a like an ( Read more... )