Hee hee! I really should stop doing it. We have a lot of trees in the back and I guess I just feel safe like no one can see back there. I think I learned my lesson this time though - thank God I put that t shirt on at the last minute.
Oh my - I just got a good chuckle out of that. :-)
I must ask this question though: If you hadn't been able to catch up to the neighbor, would you have a) ventured to another house to phone your husband (or a locksmith), b) broken a window to get inside, c) waited in the backyard until your husband got home or d) none of the above?
a) My husband teaches across town and can't leave work, plus he would give me a ration of sh*t for spending money on a locksmith!
b) All the windows are plate glass and at least 6 x 10 foot - would be very expensive to replace.
c)The creepy yard guy was due to come by in 3 hours to mow, so I was worried about being out there half naked with him.
d) So my answer is probably none of the above! LOL I would like to think I would grabbed the water hose, climbed a tree, and tried to keep all the West Nile mosquito cooties off me 'til my hubby got home! LOL Who knows what the creepy yard guy would have done if he found a wet, chubby, half naked me up a tree?
You are too damn funnyvakagoAugust 22 2003, 15:28:25 UTC
The funy thing is I randomed your journal for lack of anything better to do and when looking at your profile I see we have misterfader in common. I would like to add you to my friends list if that is ok? If not let me know please and I will remove you. Feel free to add me but don't feel obligated. My posts are not always as funny as yours but I do speak from the heart. Please let me know if it is ok.......SUE (aka vakago)
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I must ask this question though: If you hadn't been able to catch up to the neighbor, would you have a) ventured to another house to phone your husband (or a locksmith), b) broken a window to get inside, c) waited in the backyard until your husband got home or d) none of the above?
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b) All the windows are plate glass and at least 6 x 10 foot - would be very expensive to replace.
c)The creepy yard guy was due to come by in 3 hours to mow, so I was worried about being out there half naked with him.
d) So my answer is probably none of the above! LOL I would like to think I would grabbed the water hose, climbed a tree, and tried to keep all the West Nile mosquito cooties off me 'til my hubby got home! LOL Who knows what the creepy yard guy would have done if he found a wet, chubby, half naked me up a tree?
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