this was cute
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...we run around in our underwear just like you do.
2. Don't cheat on us!!!!! It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, we WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat if you hurt me, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell us we're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If we slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch us if you want to. If we're going out with you in the first place, it's because we like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales. (ew thats so grosssss!!!!!!)
11. Most of us don't mind paying half of everything, but we do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. (thats just mean)
12. Every girl should eventually get two things from her boyfriend- one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. haha!
13. Make sure they get home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. (fuck her up!!! hahahaha)
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with our pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with our moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding. (be freaked out!! its gross!)
21. If you don't like the way we drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. (bring it!!!)
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
all the bold i obviously agree with. all the other stuff is just dumb.