I had a dream that I lost a lot of money, not completely sure how. So I contacted a smut dealer to try to get the money I needed. He told me I needed to rob this building and then burn it down so I did. I got him the files and he gave me the bling ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I was gonna go to Tigers world series game with teacher of mine. He ended up being his gf too who was this hideous TA that I had for bio in college. The guys like okay well you can ride with my friends and we will meet you there. Okay, fine. I get into the car and his friends are Sarah Silvermen and Zach ( Read more... )

I had another dream where I was in a tennis tourny at a country club to win the chance to marry Ally Sheedy. Weird.

A women wearing black strech pants gave me some beads last night and I didnt even have to take my top off.

I had a dream last night that I was the fifth member of the A-Team. Kind of like Frankie in the final season where they were working for General Stockwell. The adventure took place in the outback, or some place that had lions and zebras and stuff like that. The plot revolved the A-Team(named the A+ Team once I joined) trying to capture a couple ( Read more... )

I want the people that live below me to die of cancer

women that like pussy are lesbians....usually

Someone needs to take a winter icicle and ram it into my heart

When people dont return phone calls
When people return you calls via AIM
AIM conversations about serious things

In the game of life...women are the fucking rake

SmarteerChild: how are you ( Read more... )