I'm Not Blind. I'm VISUALLY RETARDED.

[goomibarchen]

I went iPod case shopping today at the terribly overcrowded Soho Apple store. I need a case because iPods are apparently made from ultra-fragile meteorite fragments and will scratch if you think about them too hard or stare at them for too long

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YO

[kowchow]

DEAR BYRON
DO WHAT I DO
KEEP IT IN A SOCK
IT DOESNT COST YOU ANYTHING
AND EFFIN WORKS

TATA
V

Re: YO

[planet_rock]

so BOOTLEG
i love it

[love_revolution]

HAHAHA Cum on your face...you like that too, don't you Byron.

sicko...

Our iPODS can fester in their respective moldy cheese cases together. HOT.

[vastluvr]

as long as it doesn't get in his eye.

[thegreatmissjj]

Dear Byron:

I rarely ever see you around anymore. Therefore, I propose a solution: once midterms are over, we get ridiculously, utterly, completely wasted in homage to the old days of Thursday-night-partying.

Love always,

JJ

[anonymous]

Oh please. Like you would have passed up on the moldy cheese anyway.

Why are all you losers at LiveJournal? Come to GreatestJournal so that I can stalk you more thoroughly.

April