Comments | goomibarchen: I Swear I'm Cool In Real Life

goomibarchen

I Swear I'm Cool In Real Life

Nov 14, 2004 17:45

Boxed wine causes you to wake up with stuff like "I Love Prada" written on your arm and pictures of cats drawn on your lower back.
Whenever I go to one of the large New York museums, I feel bad for paying some ridiculously low price to get in. I felt particularly bad the other day going to the Natural History Museum with April because not only did ( Read more... )

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pff kowchow November 14 2004, 15:53:06 UTC

i give them pennies!

paraffinman November 14 2004, 16:18:33 UTC

Damn those Sacajewea dollars! Last year I bought a train ticket home with a twenty and they gave me 11 of them back. So worthless.

Haven't we done enough to the Native Americans without further denigrating them in this way?

orphe_ November 14 2004, 17:36:20 UTC

i mention no names, dates, or places, but i will say that making a bong out of fish tank parts is wrong, and can only happen when boxed wine is involved.

goomibarchen November 14 2004, 18:29:02 UTC

my friend once made a bong out of a hollowed out nativity jesus. i will say that that is MORE wrong.

orphe_ November 14 2004, 18:46:54 UTC

i will agree.

meanbot November 14 2004, 20:36:18 UTC

You should just start wearing a dry-erase board around your neck.
Or, stop falling asleep in random places. Your call.