F-Fuckin' owls! DDX A whole flock of 'em flew right by, an' I couldn't even see fer a while! When I finally could see, I fell face first inta one a dose springs I've been doin' ma best ta avoid, an' fuckin' look at me now!

I thought I could kiss dis chick form goodbye foreva, but nooooo! I hope dose owls run inta somethin'!

Bein' a girl ain't so bad. My back ain't bad or nothin' since da boobs are small, though I still think dat if I had ta be a chick, I should be a good chick. Not skinny an' flat-chested. An' cute.'Ey, babe? I heard da roar a' da motorcycle in ma sleep... Didja hear somethin' like dat? I might wanna go check on da garage or somethin', see if my ( Read more... )

Ah, no no no no NO NO NO NO NOOO!

Awww, babe, ya were cute as a kid! ♥

[Private//100% hackable if your name's Raphael D:]Fuckin' Foot Clan... I don't even know 'er yet, but I still- Dat Davianna girl, she said dat Shadow... geeeh. I don't wanna think about it. But I can't really get it offa my head, eitha. I just... I need a drink. Right now. I just need ta get drunk off ma ( Read more... )

Uh... Dis don't look like New York. Dere ain't any buildin's or nothin'! I'm supposed ta be in school! More like skipping it...Someone tell me where I am so I can get back, yeah? Not dat I'm scared or nothin', nah. Just kinda confused, ya know? Wouldn't ya be confused if ya suddenly found yerself in a place that ya don't even know wit' a ( Read more... )

Auuuugh, my head... Th' hell did I do yesterday? ...Ah yeaaah.

Uh... I can explain, babe? :D;;;

...Wait. Wait. Dat musta been some powerful stuff I had last night, 'cause it's still affectin' me. I'm seein' fish an' stuff outside! Dere's even stuff I've neva seen b'fore! D:

...

Is dat a shark?

......friggin' TAnK.... thinG!

24 hours 'til I get dis damned cast off! Shit yeah! I haven't been able ta work or ride Night Babe II around or nothin' wit' dis stupid ting! Da only problem is dat ma sidekick's away, and he's gonna still be gone when I get dis ting off. I was so lookin' forward ta kickin' his ass, too ( Read more... )

'Ey! All a yas! ...Well, all a yas who're ma buds, anyway.

Ya need ta sign ma cast! D8 Da babe's got 'er name on dere, but dat's it! I want dis stupid cast ta be COVERED with names an' well wishes an' all dat.

So, c'mon! Get to it!

'Kay, so I was headin' over ta Mikey's ta see how he's doin'...

AN' I GET SHOT AT.

I dunno 'bout you, but I DON'T appreciate gettin' shot at! Buuut when I turned around ta kick some ass, I saw dat it was one a' dose tings Leo was talkin' about.

Donny, ya need ta make Night Babe II go faster. DX

'Ey, Mikey! Ya got a neighbor now! :D