im dying

[goonitron8000]

So I woke up today freezing, but Mckay told me that my back felt like it was 400 degrees. Now I’m sitting in my office waiting to die

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[asuelif]

ROFL! And I bet if you asked your employees they would say that they don't feel empowered...yet they have the power, they're just too lazy to use it.

[goonitron8000]

what's rofl mean. Is this some sneaky language you picked up in project management class?
You're too smart for me Elif...tone it down.

You should quit your joba nd come work here...you can be my project manager. I'll start you at 4 dollars an hour and even let you take me to happy hour.
THink about it.

[asuelif]

$4 per hour...AND I get to take you to happy hour. I have a feeling that my $4 wage would barely cover the costs of happy hour, but I'm willing to take that risk. Done!

ROFL = rolling on the floor laughing